@Dexterek: był uczniem w Hogwarcie, ale osądzili go o trzymanie niebezpiecznego stworzenia, które podobno zabiło uczennice i połamali mu różczkę, Dumbledore pozwolił mu zostać i zamieszkać w hacie niedaleko zakazanego lasu (przynajmniej z tego co się orientuje)
@Dexterek: Czarował, nie były to jakieś wielkie czary, bo w końcu wyrzucili go na 3 roku, ale czarował. Trzymał kawałki swojej różdżki w różowej parasolce. Dorobił nią świński ogonek Dudleyowi, rozpalił ognisko (chyba) w tej chacie na morzu, gdzie ukryli się Dursleyowie z Harrym i coś z łódką zrobił, żeby płynęła szybciej jak zabierał Harry'ego na zakupy.
You are a lizard Harry
I'm a what?
Harry you are a wizard...
I'm a what!?
A wizard Harry
I'm a wizard!?
Yes
But im jest Harry!
Wepl just Harry you are a wizard
No you fat man!im not a wizard nim just Harry!
For god's sake harry! You are a wizard!
Nooooo! I'm not a wizard Hagrid im just harry!!!
Listen Harry!you! Are a wizard!!!
......i'm a what?
;-; a wizard Harry...
I'm a wizard?
Aaaaaaaaa!!!avada kedavra!mam w nosie azkaban!!!
@mrofpower: A teraz wersja oficjalna i oryginalna:
Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry.
Harry: I'm a... WHAT?!
Hagrid: Harry, you're a wizard.
Harry: I'm a what?!
Hagrid: A wizard, Harry.
Harry: I'm a WIZARD?!
Hagrid: Yes Harry, you're a wizard.
Harry: but I'm just Harry.
Hagrid: Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard.
Harry: but I'm just Harry!
Hagrid: No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard!
Harry: Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry!
Hagrid: NO! Harry, you are a wizard!
Harry: I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry!
Hagrid: Listen Harry, you are a wizard!
Harry: No Hagrid, I'm just Harry!
Hagrid: Harry, for god's sake, you are a wizard!
Harry: A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry!
Hagrid: Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard.
Harry: I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.
Hagrid: Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard.
Harry: I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!
Hagrid: HARRY, you are a wizard!
Harry: Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!
Hagrid: For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING WIZARD.
Harry: I don't give a FUCK you FAT HAIRY BASTARD! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!
Hagrid: Listen Harry, you're going to go to Hogwarts and do SPELLS and SHIT. And you're going to be FUCKING pleased about it!
Harry: I don't WANT to do your FUCKING spells you BASKET CASE! stick it up your fucking DICK-HOLE!
Hagrid: My fucking WHAT?!?!
Harry: HAGRID, y'er pushing me over the FUCKING line!
Hagrid: No I'm not. You - are a wizard! You're going to go to Hogwarts, you're going to do spells, you'll get a wand, you'll get a fucking owl, it'll deliver your mail - DEAL WITH IT. YA TWAT.
Harry: I'M GOING TO FUCKING PUT MY DICK IN THE OWL
Hagrid: I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move. You, are a wizard.
Harry: I'm a WHAT?!
Hagrid: YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY, FOR FUCK SAKE, LISTEN TO MEH!
Harry: Hagrid I've been through this I don't give a BLOODY FUCK WHAT YOU THINK.
Hagrid: This is NOT negotiable! You come with me you SPECCY BOWL-HAIRED CUT FUCK SMALL DICK SKINNY CUNT EAT MORE WANKER
Harry: I'LL FUCKING SET YER BEARD ON FIRE!
Hagrid: 'MON THEN YA LITTLE SPECCY CUNT, SQUARE-GO LIKE
Harry: I'LL FUCKING BURST YE'
Hagrid: Right you, you little wank stain. If you don't get your act together, I'm gonna drag you to hogwarts. You'll get a wand, you'll get an owl that'll deliver your SHITEY meal and that'll be that and you'll enjoy it ya' sch-ch-ff-chhssh-chinky.
Harry: I'll fucking NAW yer ARM off, Hagrid!
Hagrid: Listen you, get near my arm and I'll slap you across the face like a little BITCH
Harry: I'll PUMP ye' SILLY.
Hagrid: C'MON THEN YA CUNT
Harry: SUCK MAH PIXIE DICK YA CHUBBY COON
Hagrid: I'll RUPTURE YOUR FUCKING ANUS WITH MAH MASSIVE BEAR COCK
Harry: I'll RIP YER GIANT DICK OFF AND BASH YE ACROSS THE JAW WITH IT
Hagrid: LET'S GO RIGHT NOW BRING IT ON YA LITTLE WANK
edit: Wybaczcie za taki spam, nie sądziłem, że to może zając aż tyle miejsca.
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Odśwież30 listopada 2016, 20:37
,, IM NOT THE FUCKING WIZARD!!!"
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14 listopada 2015, 12:54
Zawsze się zastanawiałem, bo Hagrid nigdy nie czarował, kim on do cholery jest ?
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14 listopada 2015, 12:56
@Dexterek: Takim panem Mirkiem który w podstawówce korytarze zamiatał.
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14 listopada 2015, 13:42
@Dexterek: był uczniem w Hogwarcie, ale osądzili go o trzymanie niebezpiecznego stworzenia, które podobno zabiło uczennice i połamali mu różczkę, Dumbledore pozwolił mu zostać i zamieszkać w hacie niedaleko zakazanego lasu (przynajmniej z tego co się orientuje)
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14 listopada 2015, 14:24
@Dexterek: Czarował, nie były to jakieś wielkie czary, bo w końcu wyrzucili go na 3 roku, ale czarował. Trzymał kawałki swojej różdżki w różowej parasolce. Dorobił nią świński ogonek Dudleyowi, rozpalił ognisko (chyba) w tej chacie na morzu, gdzie ukryli się Dursleyowie z Harrym i coś z łódką zrobił, żeby płynęła szybciej jak zabierał Harry'ego na zakupy.
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14 listopada 2015, 18:09
@coloman: Chacie* Uczennicę*
I to co napisałeś powinno być podzielone, na co najmniej 2 zdania.
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14 listopada 2015, 20:38
@KingsMax: dziękuję za poprawienie :) zapamiętam to
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15 listopada 2015, 20:16
@coloman: Nie ma problemu.
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17 sierpnia 2018, 15:20
@Dexterek: Włóczykijem.
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13 listopada 2015, 16:44
You are a lizard Harry
I'm a what?
Harry you are a wizard...
I'm a what!?
A wizard Harry
I'm a wizard!?
Yes
But im jest Harry!
Wepl just Harry you are a wizard
No you fat man!im not a wizard nim just Harry!
For god's sake harry! You are a wizard!
Nooooo! I'm not a wizard Hagrid im just harry!!!
Listen Harry!you! Are a wizard!!!
......i'm a what?
;-; a wizard Harry...
I'm a wizard?
Aaaaaaaaa!!!avada kedavra!mam w nosie azkaban!!!
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Edytowano - 14 listopada 2015, 12:10
@mrofpower: A teraz wersja oficjalna i oryginalna:
Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry.
Harry: I'm a... WHAT?!
Hagrid: Harry, you're a wizard.
Harry: I'm a what?!
Hagrid: A wizard, Harry.
Harry: I'm a WIZARD?!
Hagrid: Yes Harry, you're a wizard.
Harry: but I'm just Harry.
Hagrid: Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard.
Harry: but I'm just Harry!
Hagrid: No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard!
Harry: Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry!
Hagrid: NO! Harry, you are a wizard!
Harry: I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry!
Hagrid: Listen Harry, you are a wizard!
Harry: No Hagrid, I'm just Harry!
Hagrid: Harry, for god's sake, you are a wizard!
Harry: A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry!
Hagrid: Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard.
Harry: I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.
Hagrid: Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard.
Harry: I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!
Hagrid: HARRY, you are a wizard!
Harry: Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!
Hagrid: For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING WIZARD.
Harry: I don't give a FUCK you FAT HAIRY BASTARD! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!
Hagrid: Listen Harry, you're going to go to Hogwarts and do SPELLS and SHIT. And you're going to be FUCKING pleased about it!
Harry: I don't WANT to do your FUCKING spells you BASKET CASE! stick it up your fucking DICK-HOLE!
Hagrid: My fucking WHAT?!?!
Harry: HAGRID, y'er pushing me over the FUCKING line!
Hagrid: No I'm not. You - are a wizard! You're going to go to Hogwarts, you're going to do spells, you'll get a wand, you'll get a fucking owl, it'll deliver your mail - DEAL WITH IT. YA TWAT.
Harry: I'M GOING TO FUCKING PUT MY DICK IN THE OWL
Hagrid: I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move. You, are a wizard.
Harry: I'm a WHAT?!
Hagrid: YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY, FOR FUCK SAKE, LISTEN TO MEH!
Harry: Hagrid I've been through this I don't give a BLOODY FUCK WHAT YOU THINK.
Hagrid: This is NOT negotiable! You come with me you SPECCY BOWL-HAIRED CUT FUCK SMALL DICK SKINNY CUNT EAT MORE WANKER
Harry: I'LL FUCKING SET YER BEARD ON FIRE!
Hagrid: 'MON THEN YA LITTLE SPECCY CUNT, SQUARE-GO LIKE
Harry: I'LL FUCKING BURST YE'
Hagrid: Right you, you little wank stain. If you don't get your act together, I'm gonna drag you to hogwarts. You'll get a wand, you'll get an owl that'll deliver your SHITEY meal and that'll be that and you'll enjoy it ya' sch-ch-ff-chhssh-chinky.
Harry: I'll fucking NAW yer ARM off, Hagrid!
Hagrid: Listen you, get near my arm and I'll slap you across the face like a little BITCH
Harry: I'll PUMP ye' SILLY.
Hagrid: C'MON THEN YA CUNT
Harry: SUCK MAH PIXIE DICK YA CHUBBY COON
Hagrid: I'll RUPTURE YOUR FUCKING ANUS WITH MAH MASSIVE BEAR COCK
Harry: I'll RIP YER GIANT DICK OFF AND BASH YE ACROSS THE JAW WITH IT
Hagrid: LET'S GO RIGHT NOW BRING IT ON YA LITTLE WANK
edit: Wybaczcie za taki spam, nie sądziłem, że to może zając aż tyle miejsca.
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14 listopada 2015, 12:59
Chcialo ci sie?
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14 listopada 2015, 13:03
@ragnarok5255: Skopiować tekst? Tak :P
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14 listopada 2015, 13:11
iks de
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12 listopada 2015, 20:14
İ'm lizzard?
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