Teraz dam kamień

@dominichouse: pierwsze i drugie zdanie boli mnie w oczy

@Liski_sa_super: Kiedy próbujesz w angielski, ale angielski nie próbuje w ciebie

When you'd like to be funny...

@dominichouse: when you try to answer on time

@Liski_sa_super: When you'd like to learn what capital letter is. And when you are have too much free time in August, September and October. And, I guess, in every day of the year. And you like shitposting. Too many 'and's', right? Yeah! Call me ANDy! Funny and it fits to your shitposting strategy! ANDy for president! ANDy to Congress! ANDy for Mayor of New York City! ANDy to make your momma pregnant! ANDy to cut off your balls with his rusty blunt pocket knife! ANDy to lick your sister's virginal pu**y! ANDy to Make America Great Again! You can have it all, but you need to take a right choice! You'll be gratefull if we'll win these elections! Vote for ANDy!

@dominichouse: shit just went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick

@Liski_sa_super: 'Cause there is nothing better than shit. But all you had to do was follow the damn train! I know, you'd like to eat number 9 more than me. Still, remember, this food can't fill a hole, fool. So get out and pick a right house, fool! But previously take some gun from Emmet, you'll need piece when you'll drive me for a meeting with my cousin. She's from Mexico. You know my cousin Mary? No? No problemo, compadre. I hope you have balls, 'cause I got two number 9's. Forget about number 9 large, it's my own. Extra dip? Forget about it too. We need to ride to Unity Station ASAP. Then I'd like to ride on my green Sabre. I hope sack on your head will not be too tight. Police officers sometimes are too zealous. I don't care about Ryder, that mute asshole. If you want to put him out of scene, get a sniper rifle. But remember, bridge over Grove Street is not so stable as it looks like. Hope you'll keep up, motherfu*ker and you'll wait for Kane. Beter use sawn-off shotgun. Or call for 555 WE TIP. Whatever you'll do you need to remember to take a Green Goo. It's most important thing, man! The best way to earn it is to steal combine haverster. But you can't harvest people! Forget about it! You need to answer one question: does the Pope shit in the woods? It matters. More than you can take. Do you know how many satellites the government has in space? Do you know how many biblical artifacts the government is keeping at the Pentagon? You need to face undeniable truth! Remember - Hitler didn't killed himself and we didn't nuked Japan. The truth is I will ALWAYS be watching. Or listening. Or both. So be prepared. Believe me, Russians got bigger to worry about than your genitals. They are worried 'cause I ordered number 6 with extra dip. Do you think they would like to know when are you spank the monkey? When are you likes to consult professor Hans Jerkov? No one wants to know it! Even Nancy Pelosi! But seriously, I wouldn't take you back to Dogg's mansion. You'll take the scenic route, via the bottom of the ocean! But it'll at 7.00pm. Now you can practice swimming. Or diving. Or both.

a co nie jest tu kradzione?

@NesquikBoi: ja nie kradnę. Może z maks 10 kradzionych memów mam

ale i tak 90% jest kradzione

@LOKO30: Typowa amerykańska policja lol