Dobra, jednak nie

@WielkiMoffPoppns:
Watch this: our newest release
The legendary series you've missed for years
Comes back, get ready for some action

@Kolodziej_1: Got couple bugs in here, some broken scripts right there

@WielkiMoffPoppns: The fans will fix it anyway so we don't care

@Kolodziej_1: They'll patch it through micro transactions

@WielkiMoffPoppns: So enjoy your pretty nylon bag
Oh and boy, stop shitting on our swag
You're not getting any money back

@Kolodziej_1: You knew that was a one way wacky track
Just shut up and have your nylon bag
Coming up with it was real drag

@WielkiMoffPoppns: All proceeds go strictly to Vault Tec
So you're NOT getting your money back

@Kolodziej_1: it just works, it just works
Little lies, stunning shows
People buy, money flows, it just works

@WielkiMoffPoppns: It just works, it just works
Overpriced open worlds
Earnings rise, take my word
It just works
It just works
It just works
It just works

@Kolodziej_1: Our tech is cutting edge as far as I can tell
The creation engine's aging very well
We're not planning on doing anything about it

@WielkiMoffPoppns: Skyrim's the limit, don't deny it
See this mountain? You can buy it
In the dlc for the price of a real mountain

@Kolodziej_1: What's wrong with a train in place of your head?
Come on, believe me, you've seen nothing yet
The battle spaceship with the dragon animation
Will become a new sensation on the internet

@WielkiMoffPoppns: Just shut up, give us your every dime
Buying an armored horse is not a crime
Our devs could eat the Shadowmere alive so
Buy Skyrim one more Todd damn time

@Kolodziej_1: It just works, it just works
Little lies, stunning shows
People buy, money flows, it just works

@WielkiMoffPoppns: It just works, it just works
Overpriced open worlds
Earnings rise, take my word
It just works
It just works
It just works

@Kolodziej_1: We don't want your endless shit
It's just not the game we need
Sick of looting useless junk
Graphics making our eyes bleed
We don't want your endless shit

@WielkiMoffPoppns: We don't want your endless shit
It's just not the game we need
Sick of looting useless junk
Graphics making our eyes bleed

@Kolodziej_1: Now listen up
Welcome to the place washed by Iliac waves
There's two and a half peasants with the same ugly face

@WielkiMoffPoppns: plains
50 times the size of Skyrim's, twice as many pointless caves

@Kolodziej_1: You see
We at Bethesda know exactly what you want
Hardcore gamers inspired us to improve shopping a lot

@WielkiMoffPoppns: Now each lockpick must be bought for an actual ten spot
And saving now is a paid mod for just twenty a slot
You're never getting bored, you'll have infinite quests
There's every vagabond will put you to the test

@Kolodziej_1: You'll be richly awarded with infinite chests
Full of rusty swords and used pregnancy tests

@WielkiMoffPoppns: We got rid of skill trees, they were old and lame
Who needs a leveling system in a role playing game?
You came to slash and kill and save one more nation
No more levels and skills, only degradation!

@Kolodziej_1: It just works, it just works
Little lies, stunning shows
People buy, money flows, it just works
It just works, it just works
Overpriced open worlds
Earnings rise, take my word

@WielkiMoffPoppns: It just works, it just works
Little lies, stunning shows
People buy, money flows, it just works
It just works, it just works
Overpriced open worlds
Earnings rise, take my word
It just works

@Kolodziej_1: It just works
It just works
It just works
It just works
It just works

So, who's laughing now?