Sarude dandstorm - Harry Potter edition

@jacek1s: SANDDEM - DURUSTORM

@piard: I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy, I dreamed of soaring over the oil fields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners.
People said to me that being a Helicopter is impossible, and I'm retarded, but I don't care.
I'm beautiful.
I'm having a plastic surgeon instal rotary blades, 3 millimeter cannons, and AMG14 Hellfire Missiles on my body.

From now on, I want you guys to call me Apache, and respect my right to kill from above, and kill needlessly.
If you can't accept me, you're a Heliphobe, and you need to check your privileges.

Thank you for being so Understanding.

@jacek1s: Darude - Sandstorm

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